What could be the most humiliating medical moment of your life is just "Tuesday morning" for them - and in a way, that makes them even bigger heroes in our eyes. And then PROCEEDS TO PLAY the piano while she sings her piece. rmprdl1964. By . Labels: awkward, college, davis girl, doctor, dogs. It all happened in about 3 seconds but felt like an eternity of unending embarrassment and shock. At the urologist’s office, I filled all the necessary paper work and provide the nurse with a urine sample. Kids acting like this is an everyday NBD kinda thing. The good news is that these problems may be improved with fairly simple treatments. It’s about an 18 year old boy named Jim (my alter ego) who gets himself in a bit of trouble and ends up in a juvenile boot camp. So I quietly said, "oh man, who's kid is that? These jokes make me feel abused as the doctor quite frankly. GUEST POST BY ROBERT UNDERHILL “Medicine is gender neutral” is a true enough statement if by that we mean female nurses and techs are comfortable providing virtually all of the intimate care for men and women. 2. That was a new one for me. Sometimes it's the little things that light the biggest fire in us. Sometimes we're just gonna act a foul. Butts." They don’t like being intimately handled by and in front of women. The doctor was adjusting her wheely stool, it slipped, she lost her balance and went headfirst into my spread eagle crotch. Even more embarrassing was when she gave it back after I was getting changed out of my hospital gown. Is a cystoscopy procedure painful? Being examined by a urologist is embarrassing enough. That's what happened to these unlucky people! ,
Experiences, People Describe The Weirdest Thing Their Body Does That They Don't Really Talk About. We went in with cystoscopy to take a look and potentially remove it in office with no sedation. He sits at the piano. ,

I could see him inside panicking as the doors slowly closed, and as the elevator started to ascend he put his hand out to gesture an apology.

For some reason, the sight of him and his hand gesture slowly floating up in the elevator made me laugh so much. She said it's common, but I was totally embarrassed. Nope, no idea ... neither of us had any idea he knew how to play.

Not exactly sure how he snuck that past us; we searched his bedroom, found no hidden piano.

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My kid was last. This story is a work of fiction. Patient wasn't all the way under and while I was helping the surgeon, we heard coughing and what sounded like water falling. Don’t be. #11. It took a bit of explaining why I said, "No." Being terrified as I was that my wife was in the process of delivering our firstborn, I helpfully offered up "Don't worry, some people pay good money for that." ,

Caw!". I know the feeling. She did and proceeded to pee all over the doctors face (she was wearing a protective mask for just such an occasion so no harm no foul). I saw him a couple years later in a public place and he shouts out to me "Hey dude remember when your finger was in my butt!". The relative male-female parity amongst physician […] Many. I wasn't sure what to say, it was a little awkward. The assistant couldn't stop smirking and staring once I was erect, super embarrassing!!! Humans are dumb. This video shows the procedure of a male urological examination, where the medical practitioner starts by first explaining how this whole system works. My sister was 3 years older than me and at a different school. And the doctor took a look and prescribed suppositories. _taboola.push({ My dad was a single parent working at the metal factory. The Doc has him climb up on the table and tells him to bear down.......He farted in the guys f**kin face.........I pissed on myself when he told me that....Farted in his face. But, no. This is going to get buried, but I worked in a urologist's office for a long time. In many cases, this is simply not true. I don't know to this day if he was messing with me, but I'm pretty sure I just told him to Google it. _ Then something unexpected happens, and the moment becomes one of the most embarrassing experiences of your life. Acquaintance was a 17-year-old male getting a physical from a female doctor. When we left the office, my sister did the "Ha Ha Ha!!" I got lucky it wasn't my legs or head or neck.

Worst part is if I'd have been patient I could've taken the little trail down next to the rock face that I climbed. Others squirm and stammer. When my wife was giving birth our Gyno told her to give a big push. Good times.

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During the procedure the urologist at times handles the penis firmly and at times even pulls hard on the penis. Having said that, plenty of patients were willing to talk about their own mortifying experiences. I'm almost sad.'. 8. There's a whole lot of looking at your body, touching it and tapping it, sometimes with clothes needing to be removed. I found it very embarrassing and very unfair at the time, but later I came to accept that girls just naturally get more privileges than boys. ,
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placement: 'Mid Article Thumbnails', It is also perfectly normal to be a bit... scattered. I wish I had told the patients at the time that these comments are not appreciated. Parents Share Their Best 'Wait, Is That My Child!?' He turned his head and did his best crow imitation: "Caw! Most urology practices in the United States do not employ male nurses or assistants, even in larger cities. While not painful, exactly, it was a bit cringe-inducing feeling something go up “the wrong way I'm primary care. “It’s not going to go away on its own.” And if untreated, the problem could get worse. When it was my turn and I was called in I was surprised how both the doctor and the nurse were very attractive. After seeing Dirty South�s thread about his urology appointment today, it made me reminisce of the first and last time I went to see my urologist. We talked about vacations, homebrew, cars, etc. After two weeks of agony, I finally got my highly anticipated appointment with an urologist. Moms just sitting there horrified. routine and other things to tease and taunt me about it. Comment. So the responses you're about to read are a mixed bag, some from medical professionals, some from patients, some from family members - all awkward. It was the most fun I've ever had at the lady doctor. I am a student nurse and dont want to give up my last chance of having a career. What a Urologist Does (and Why You Shouldn’t Be Afraid to See One) Feeling squeamish about an upcoming visit to the urologist? There's this lidocaine lube that helps make an otherwise uncomfortable procedure considerably less uncomfortable. That doesn't mean they're immune to the sorts of embarrassing moments that happen to us all. I still have so many questions. Well at least you didn't drop a wad on him while he was "milking the prostate"........I had a friend of mine that went to the Dr. because he was having problems with his bowels. This is a serious problem because approximately 75 percent of urology patients are male. The other mom definitely agreed and we sat there judging for a few more minutes until I got up, took my daughter's hand and walked away.

No, I'm not a good parent sometimes.

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